ISMP 

I Said My Piece
used after a long rant;

replacement of IMO, typically used after throwin da dirt

Rebecca trapped me into flirting, posted the SS then went on to admit she did all this on an IG live, i think she needa go, but thats on me ISMP

Homeboi sean: same over here she needa go frfr

Homeboi Damon: bet bet bet, imma get the others in, she needa go

ISMP by tydye.lsd November 11, 2021

ISMP 

Is she mad pregnant?

Alice: omg ismp?
Stacy: she totally is mad pregnant

ISMP by zaddy boy March 5, 2009

ISMP 

ISMP is the abbreviation for 'I shate my pants'.
It's chievly used to shortly respond when other people enquire about YFP.

Teacher: What's wrong with you, Eric?
Eric's friend: Yeah, what's YFP, dude?
Eric: ISMP.

ISMP by obesity8039 January 16, 2011

ISMP 

I shit my pants

ISMP

ISMP by JefferyFormile August 1, 2023

ismpitcd 

“I thlammed my penith in the car door” it is used to abbreviate the popular song.

Reese started laughing and texted to you. ‘ISMPITCD’ and you reply ‘YSYPITCD’

ismpitcd by stinky_sock October 12, 2021

ismphar

Brutal execution in which you grate a man with a rusty cheese grater

Hulio committed ismphar on jimmi.

ismphar by Cookie Beast November 30, 2016

Ismpbg 

Baddest bihh on tiny chat.

Appointed Transexual patrol authority .

Person A: Oh, does pbg have any trannies today?

Person B: No! Thank goodness we have ismpbg in here.

Person A: Oh, are you talking about that bad bitch ??

Ismpbg by Phakepbg March 26, 2021