Short for "I shit my pants", generally used as a higher level of laughing, even harder than LOL or ROTFLMAO. Can also be used in the literal sense if someone actually did shit his/her pants.
Andy: I just stood in front of a group and gave a speech with my fly down
Chad: LOL
Andy: And I wasn't wearing undies today
Chad: ISHIMP
Ishimondo is a term for a amazing ship. Ship as in ship/ship name. (Omg, your not a couple? I ship it!) This ship could be your favorite characters. It is an adjective. Other definitions would be cute, romantic, and just generally good qualities in relationships.
Jared: “Here comes Nathan and Abby!”
Lexi: “ I’m sick of them, their such an ishimondo couple.”
Strict boy. Strict boy makes enemy. Strict boys enemy is now friend. Strict boys friend murdered a child. Strict boys friend dies. Strict boy goes super sane. Strict boy dies. Simple as that
Person: Who is Kiyotaka? Isn't he from that cartoon show and that game?
You: No no, its Taka, his real name is Ishimaru Kiyotaka but we call him Taka. Also, that cartoon show IS CALLED AND ANIME NAMED DANGANRONPA, SAME WITH THE GAME JDNHEJDSK
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."