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I Love wet pussy.
Mom: What do yheww love
Boy: Ilwp
MOm: What does that mean
Boy:I love wet pussy
Mom: Omg

Mom: well my pussy wet from thinking of you licking it
Boy: Woah woah
Mom: yheww want to play with my tittes
Boy: Sure ilbt
Boy: pulls dick out

Mom: sits her warm wet pussy on boys dick
Boy: fucks mom brain out then cums in her pussy then titties then in her mouth
Mom: licks all of the cum off of her self
Mom: that was warm and delicious
Boy: i know it was bitch now keep sucking my dick and ill keep licking your wet juicy pussy
ilwp by Ilwp February 22, 2011
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IMLWP ilwp imlap IMMWPAB
A flower sometimes found in central London.
It has the characteristics of the pimpernel.
(Although imlap does not scan as well)
"They seek him here,
they seek him there,
They seek that IMLAP everywhere

Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive IMLAP"
imlap by MaximusMaurice August 10, 2007
"It Makes Me Want To Punch A Baby"
Originally used by Dane Cook, the abbreviation is used by my girlfriend and her best friend
Kendall: Ugh, blakes face! IMMWPAB!
Lexie: Oh, I know BFFLAAL!
Both: Kthnxbi
IMMWPAB by shizbizkittt January 17, 2008
ok, well, it stands for I LOVE WATCHING PORN. Is that why your here?
guy- ILWP

girl- tf?
ILWP by Sharkbait985 March 25, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026