ILS stands for Instrument Landing System in aviation.
It is a ground based radio system to guide ILS equipped aircraft accurately down onto the runway, usually in bad weather. Most aircraft these days can land without a pilot utilizating the ILS.
It is a ground based radio system to guide ILS equipped aircraft accurately down onto the runway, usually in bad weather. Most aircraft these days can land without a pilot utilizating the ILS.
by JH _Johny December 6, 2004
Short for "Instrument Landing System"
A system used by airports/commercial aircraft for facilitated landing; specially useful in low visibility conditions.
A system used by airports/commercial aircraft for facilitated landing; specially useful in low visibility conditions.
by Xerxar February 7, 2012
Inflated Lat Syndrome. What people who don't lift weights say about people who actually do, usually out of jealousy. Typically used by smaller weaker males as a trite and petty insult to more physically superior specimens in the presence of females.
Girl: "Man that guy is huge"
Scrawny Guy: "Yeah he has a bad case of ILS."
ILS Guy: "You say something bitch?"
Scrawny Guy: "Nope..."
Girl: "So how much do you bench?" ;)
Scrawny Guy: "Yeah he has a bad case of ILS."
ILS Guy: "You say something bitch?"
Scrawny Guy: "Nope..."
Girl: "So how much do you bench?" ;)
by Cheetolord October 25, 2011
An local acronym for "I Love Sita", originally used by Müsli a.k.a. Schlaf Tablette to express his feelings in an unobvious manner, it has now become ubiquitous amongst the community of the little known mental institute of Cademuir in the slums of Scotland.
Intelligent person : Why are you such an idiot?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : WTF happened to your IQ?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : Can you say anything other than "ILS"?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : Are you obsessed by any chance?
Müsli : ILS
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : WTF happened to your IQ?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : Can you say anything other than "ILS"?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : Are you obsessed by any chance?
Müsli : ILS
by qasdfdsaq March 28, 2004
A phrase used by qasdfdsaq with a meaning synonymous to "Bla", "Whatever" or any other situation where nothing sensible can be said. Also used as a meaningless conversation-filler.
Being adapted from "ILS" by Schluff-l-ei (Müsli) regarding Wuff-l-ei (Sita), a common mis-conception exists that qasdfdsaq's use of the word bears the same meaning as Schluff-l-ei's original definition, which is not true.
Being adapted from "ILS" by Schluff-l-ei (Müsli) regarding Wuff-l-ei (Sita), a common mis-conception exists that qasdfdsaq's use of the word bears the same meaning as Schluff-l-ei's original definition, which is not true.
-- Silence --
qasdfdasq : (Shouts) ILS!
-- Even more silence --
Someone : TV is really cool today...
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : No you don't.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS More.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm bored. ILS.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Shut up.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Liar!! Asshole MoFo FUBARD
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Right, I'm ignoring you now.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm never talking to you again.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I mean it.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
*silence*
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
Sita : You're a fucking idiot I'm gonna kill you.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : *dies*
qasdfdasq : (Shouts) ILS!
-- Even more silence --
Someone : TV is really cool today...
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : No you don't.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS More.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm bored. ILS.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Shut up.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Liar!! Asshole MoFo FUBARD
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Right, I'm ignoring you now.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm never talking to you again.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I mean it.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
*silence*
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
Sita : You're a fucking idiot I'm gonna kill you.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : *dies*
by qasdfdsaq March 28, 2004
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