IFQ 

1. n. Accronym for "Irrelevant Fucking Question". Often occurs in Philosophy classes where nobody has done the readings and someone feels the need to broadcast their idiocy by bringing up that article "that I didn't really read but it totally counters that argument so it's out there and look it up for yourself anyway I'm right".

2. The outburst which follows such a phenomenon.

The Lecturer quoted, "'Can God create a rock so massive that he himself cannot lift it?' Does this pose a problem for the notion of omnipotence?".
"I read something on Free Will the other day," said Rodney, "Do you think this disproves God too?."

*pointless ten-minute argument*

"*groan* IFQ..."

IFQ by Jerematt October 30, 2007

IFQ 

I fucking Quit

when your fed up with work you may yell out IFQ

IFQ by concman23 March 6, 2010

big if Q 

A response to outlandish claims made by QAnon cultists, similar to "big if true".

"Kyle Rittenhouse took out members of the Satanic leftist pedophile cult! He's a hero to all the children of the world!"
"Big if Q"

big if Q by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020