IFP

1) Ideal Farting Position
2) A position of the body where the emission of flatulance is conducive.

'Don't spread your legs on me- hello?! IFP!!!'

IFP by Jean-Anthime Lemery January 2, 2009

IFP

Abbreviation for : Inward Fist Pump

The action of clutching one's fist while quickly retracting the arm towards the chest or shoulder to express a feeling of victory or relief.

A. "Oh man, I totally forgot to do my taxes and they're due tomorrow!"

B. "Didn't you hear? The president just declared a month-long extension for our county since we were in a flood zone! Taxes aren't due until May 11th!"

A. "What?! Really!?! YESSS!!!" IFP

IFP by psykey689 April 15, 2010

IFP

In For Picture. Used when people request picture of the subject's g/f, sister, sister's cousin, sister's best friend and any female pictures that has nothing to do with the thread topic.

My sister's car has problem idling. What could be the problem?

Reply: Pics of your sister?

2nd reply: IFP!

IFP by sidehop August 14, 2006

IFP

InFluencer porn.
A social media post where the individual copies Mr.Beast, Joe Rogan or some other popular entity in order to gain followers.
See also “attention seeking” or “narcissist.”

You see your ex’s IFP? They tryin to make it big after they left your sorry ass.

IFP by N0rmalHum4n July 24, 2023

ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

ifpology by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

ifpi 

International Federation for Pirates Interests.

A group led by members of the Pirate Bay to protect the interest of pirates.

Dude, the RIAA is so invading my privacy rights, I should talk to the IFPI about this.

ifpi by buffalodanny December 30, 2007

IFPS

Involuntary Fist Pumping Syndrome. When someone breaks out in a random frantic fist pumping rage as if there was a beat that was fighting them and they had to beat that beat back. Common cases of IFPS have been reported all over the Nation, but top medical scientists say that the Pandemic started In whats known as The Jersey Shore. A documentry on MTV named Jersey Shore showed how people live with IFPS, and how harmful it can become to ones mental health. Living IFPS was origanlly suppose to be and episode for TrueLife but MTV recoqnized the seriousness of the issue of IFPS so they decide to make a documentry instead. Symptoms include but are not limited to Violent Behaviors, Heavy Drinking, and in the worst cases people have been reported to fist pump to death. This sickness should not be ignored if your friends start to seem like they have IFPS you should follow Doctors Orders and not hang out with Douchebags.

Vinny: Yo it looks like Ronnie's got IFPS.

Mike (The Situation): Yeah man it does. Yo Ronnie beat that beat!

IFPS by The Doctor Thunder March 21, 2010