Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.
After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions
After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions
Your IBMing again
by akp982 July 24, 2009
In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.
Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.
Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!
I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!
I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
by dfizzlin October 9, 2008
by EpicMZK October 27, 2015
The company forced out of its own PC market by shitty computer manufacturers like Packard Bell and eMachines that made copies of IBM computers and undercut them.
by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016
1. International Business Machines
2. Big Blue
The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."
Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.
This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.
2. Big Blue
The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."
Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.
This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.
The IBM BIOS standard becoming ripped off has both advanced compatibility and held back the market at once, but at least it's basically open-source.
by dj_monged August 17, 2004
International Business Machines
I've Been Misled
Idiots Become Managers
I've Been Misinformed
I'm Being Mocked
I've Been Misled
Idiots Become Managers
I've Been Misinformed
I'm Being Mocked
"I've switched jobs 5 times since I started working for IBM, and now I have experience in food service, retail, water treatment and banking. Sadly, I haven't touched a PC in so long, I forgot what they look like."
by Plae Doe September 11, 2002