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I appreciate you 

“I appreciate you” is a polite of way of expressing your disgust with a particular object, situation or person. When utilized in this format, you leave the subject of your statement wondering why you were so polite when in reality you were simply telling them to fu*k off.
Boss: "What's wrong with you? Your results are horrible." Employee: "Thank you, I appreciate you."

Unkind Person: "You wear a 4x shirt, seriously?" Victim: 'Yes I do, I have a gland problem. I appreciate you."
I appreciate you by RetailWorld October 20, 2010
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I appreciate your candor 

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"
Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

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