I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

I have 10 children in my basement

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.

Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7