I'm a pizza

What you say when your surprised or in disbelief. A substitute for Oh MY GOD!

Person 1: Micheal Jackson died yesterday.

Person2: I'M A PIZZA!

by Shrugu December 22, 2009

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004