I'm Fucking _________

A way to tell you partner that you are currently fucking someone else.

Kathy: Hey Jasper it’s me. (Talks about how Kathy has spent her Relationship with him)and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
Kathy: I'm fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: She's fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm sorry but it's true
Edward: She's Fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm not imagining it's you
Kathy: I'm Fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar

or

"I'm Fucking _________"

by Mrs.Cullen|nande0nande October 16, 2008

i'm fucked!

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

by LesCrapp May 10, 2006

I'm Fucked

A term used by a president to express extreme innocence.

"This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked,”

by mlhiss April 19, 2019

I'm fucking done

Expression

When you had enough of life or a current situation and can't physically or mentally keep up anymore.

I'm fucking done with life man

by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

I'm Fucking Stupid

When you make a mistake, and don't realize it till it's already over.

Wow, I'm fucking stupid. I should of listened to them.

by LilyFlowerWolf November 28, 2017

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

I'm fucking done.

When you are through with something or someone so retarded, that saying "I'm done" itself isn't enough. If you didn't get that, then I'm fucking done.

John: How do you type 'd' backwards?
Robert: It's called 'b'.

John: How did you do that?

Robert: I'm fucking done.

by KaiDestinyz January 12, 2016