Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going though your mind

Dude, you keep texting that chick and she never responds, you look desperate. I'm sorry about you.

by My Plaid November 18, 2022

I'm finna pop you in the ass

A phrase that a belligerent thug might spout off if you refuse to give up your supposed "drip"
A basic translation for confused individuals: "I'm going to shoot you in the gluteus maximus."

Thug: I'm finna pop you in the ass if you don't hand over that rolly
Contributing member of society: Please don't shoot me, kind sir!

by CreepyCooter January 9, 2022

I'm a need you to do better

Phrase mostly used and originated in South Carolina. To mean some one needs you to advance themselves or try harder, so it becomes beneficial to them or another.

Roger: dang i missed this weeks homework again.

Joyce: c'mon now! thats the third homework assignment u've missed this week...I'm a need you to do better

by Caelen September 5, 2006

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.

Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!

Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022

I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003

I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with succotash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018