I'm kidding!

A phrase often used to back pedal after you said something insulting, especially to a friend.

Example 1:

Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...

Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?

Girl 1: I'm kidding!!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.

Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*

Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?

Girl 2: Oh okay!

by crazychickenqueen June 1, 2010

you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

by ___giantpotato May 4, 2020

i'm just kidding

Joking. That's all.

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...

by mountain the tits March 11, 2016

I'm A Big Kid Now

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003