When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
by The Best Uncle Tom March 24, 2018
What you're doing right now I dont like. Or what you're saying right now I don't want to hear or how you're acting is not appropriate.
by Yummy All Night/La Chapelle May 27, 2009
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.
" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"
by bcs82000 October 12, 2018
i'm big on you and i'm wanting you
by lyricslover1221 February 11, 2009
Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.
Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.
Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.
Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.
by plaidshoes April 2, 2009
What dumb bitches say to drag you along, when they still need to suck some life/ money/ freedom out of you, but aren't willing to put in the real work for it.
Krissi: Can I borrow $200?
Josh: No
Krissi: I'm falling for you.
Josh: Really? Okay here you go.
Krissi: Thanks, Now Fuck Off.
Josh: No
Krissi: I'm falling for you.
Josh: Really? Okay here you go.
Krissi: Thanks, Now Fuck Off.
by Wheredidhelearn'pseudonym'? April 14, 2010