I wanna suck your dick letter

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes

Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

by Suckdickletter February 18, 2009

i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020

i really suck at texting people back

Another excuse for anyone who doesn't want to text you back.

Anonymous on yolo: How come you don't respond to my messages, but you respond to my Yolos.
Person on yolo: I'm sorry, "I really suck at texting people back."

by KoolKydChris May 4, 2020

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

by December 14, 2020

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

i won a sucking battle against kirbie

i did

i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said

by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022