E.g. Hypocrisy: when losing an argument, criticise someone's unchangeable physical asset to negate their argument.
by Memerrr September 1, 2017
by Freshpanties November 21, 2016
the act of being in contradiction. one who practices hypocrisy is a hypocrite. hypocisy is one of the 3 things in this world i will not tollerate.
by the vector cannon June 22, 2004
Where one person bugs the fuck out when their ex-partner is hanging out (& hooking up) with a new partner..with kicks to the nuts & punches to the face..., followed by make-up sex and promises of a future together...,,, but soon after goes gold digging... looking for any fool to buy her a house and take her on dates (while she has her multiple baby-daddies look after her kids)...
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahCunt December 2, 2013
What makes evil socially unacceptable.
by Hypocrite May 31, 2007
Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
by cropduster777 May 13, 2009
by John Paxton March 21, 2005