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The "end of the world (order)" brought about by the conscious anti-political action of the global proletarian masses. Not to be confused with apocalypse; a fatalist concept which leaves us waiting in the role of passive spectators.

"Apocalypse, like apotheosis, contains the prefix referring to something that comes from above. Hypocalypse would be much more suitable: you only need to change a couple of letters." (Luther Blissett: Q)
We are the six billion horsemen of the hypocalypse.
by omnia.sunt.communia August 25, 2010
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This occurs whenever someone's hypocrisy is great enough to cause actual damage to someone or something.
"Did you hear that the president of True Love Waits is pregnant? What a hypocalypse!"
by Arctos February 26, 2009
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Happy apocalypse. Or if the world were to end it would be a happy occasion.
Jerry: Urgghh! I have a math test tomorrow!
Sue: I'd rather have the world end than do that test :(
Jerry: That would be a hypocalypse! :D
by Anne Marie April 10, 2013
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