Hyperspastic

adj.
Hyper and spastic. It's really not that complicated.
Not only do you have excess energy--you release that energy in loud bursts. You probably laugh a lot too.

Johnny not only ate the rest of his halloween candy, he drank two cups of coffee. He was hyperspastic for the rest of the day.

Hyperspastic by sopgahl28 November 22, 2010

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hyperblastic cunt

Just a special kind of asshole; that girl who leaves your ass on read.

Wow, Brooklyn just kicked a puppie; what a hyperblastic cunt.

hyperblastic cunt by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018

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Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

Hyper Spastic Beatdown by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

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Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

Hyper Spastic Rhino by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

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Hyperblastic nut

A nut so powerful it blows the shaft of a penis off

Man that guys in the Er from hyperblastic nut

Hyperblastic nut by Mike sloth god June 11, 2018

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Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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