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HyperCunt 

An absolute cunt of a cunt, fast becoming the worlds most evil cunt, very common in Norway.
"Oi m8 your a fucking Hypercunt"
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"Your a Fucking Hypercunt"
HyperCunt by Turbo Turtle May 2, 2009
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Hyperfantasy 

Hyperfantasy refers to a form of setting beyond 'high fantasy' entering the realm that fuses genres like comic books, manga, scifi, fantasy, horror, steampunk, and video games into one. It takes 'high fantasy' to the realm your local DM usually is afraid to go because it's beyond the levels (of power, of classes, of monsters) that most DMs really want to deep dive into. Meta fiction, nexus worlds, and crossovers tend to have this blend of epic adventure and potential.
If Lord of the Rings is Fantasy and Harry Potter is High Fantasy, then Final Fantasy XIV is Hyperfantasy

erectile hyperfunction

(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.
In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.

hypernunciate 

hypernunciate

1. v; Hypernunciate(transitive), Hypernunciated(past tense), Hypernunciating (present-tense).

a. To exaggerate your enunciation (speech) so that even speech-to-text systems can understand you.
It's a little embarrassing to hypernunciate at my phone on the walk to work, but it's the only way I can be productive during that time.

I've been using speech-to-text software too long; I'm starting to hypernunciate at my co-workers.
hypernunciate by kaolin fire October 3, 2012
A slang word used when referring to, or replacing the name of the divorce lawyer of an ex wife.
Because Hercunt filed more paperwork against me, some judge says I have to see my ex wife again in divorce court,

hypercrite 

The opposite of hypocrite. An honest and true person.
A: I'm so sad Bill died.
B: Yeah, Bill was da man. He was a real hypercrite. I'm gonna miss him. *sniff*
hypercrite by slightly slighted August 28, 2010

Hyperintrajocularity 

1. A term for a very specific inside joke that has an audience of about 3.

2. Banter
"Yeah, I said your wife was as stupid as prehistoric swamp bacteria and your son was the ugliest spawn of satan with the face like an unloved pitbull with elphantiatis likely a result of the inbreeding that has been prevalent in your family for generations but... it' only hyperintrajocularity yer knob end."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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