Humpty dumpty 

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

dense humpty dumpty 

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

dense humpty dumpty by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

humpty-dumpty-do-able 

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

humpty-dumpty-do-able by farmerbrown January 8, 2009

humpty dumpty 

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

humpty dumpty by Jeff D April 19, 2003

humpty dumpty fell off the wall 

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

humpty dumpty fell off the wall by littlejimmie July 19, 2019

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

put humpty dumpty back toghther by Modak May 13, 2014