Humpit

Slang for Trumpet. Like a Trombone is a Tromboner, and a Saxophone is a Sexyphone.

I have band this hour.
What do you play?
Sexyphone.
Nicee, I play Humpit.

Humpit by theladygagagaga January 16, 2011

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

humpinothers 

Eskimo word for a person you are with but not exclusively.

“Hey man, so what are you and Cathy?”
“Oh we’re just humpinothers.”
“ So it’s not too serious?”
“No not really”

humpinothers by GingerMain March 1, 2018

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpin' 

Slang, possibly from the end of World War II, but it was certainly used by the US Army during the Vietnam War. It means a heavy or awkward load in adverse or difficult circumstances.

When they first heard it, the expression “humpin’ the pig” the word humpin' caused a certain amount of consternation among reporters (see humping). The pig in question was not a pink bacon producer or an officer of the law but nickname for the M60 machine gun, so the grunt they were interviewing would have been a machine gunner.

Humpin' by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

Pillar Humping 

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.

I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.

Pillar Humping by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008

Humpty Dance 

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.

Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.

Humpty Dance by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004