Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
by yougottabedryhumpinme March 14, 2023
From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
by Supa Genius July 13, 2004
Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!
by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004
by mb1313 November 26, 2009
by Denhamj February 22, 2018
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018