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1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"
by Johnny Papagorgio January 06, 2012

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