Humpgrunt 

When a very frustrated male rubs his erect penis against your body whilst making sexually aroused noises, usually grunting.

Traumatised girl: ''Oh Dakota, it was so cringe... He was totally Humpgrunting my leg!''

Humpgrunt by JP.FF May 9, 2010

Humpgut Whale

The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.

"Man, I'm so full I'm beached on this couch like a humpgut whale"

Humpgut Whale by geneticallyblonde December 3, 2011

Pumpgrunt 

Compound word adding Pump and Grunt. The act of pumping weights at an extraordinary volume. Loud enough so the entire gym will have no choice but to to take a glance out how "Jacked" and "Tan" you are.

Ben: You ready to go work out Boss?

Ryan: No im not....BUT I AM READY FOR A FUCKIN PUMPGRUNT

Ben: My apoligies....LETS DO IT

Pumpgrunt by RUSSITHABOSS November 17, 2011