The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
by TCT1 April 21, 2010
A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.
That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!
by The Iron Deuce November 3, 2011
by cabey12 May 22, 2014