by Matt Ross September 26, 2003
Two people have sex are humping the monkey
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009
He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
by thefreak118 May 24, 2010
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004