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Humoarding 

Keeping funny comments to yourself.
Ginger had funny thoughts popping in her head constantly, but she kept her mouth shut, wearing a mysterious grin. When friends accused her of humoarding, she shared the joke and they all had a good laugh.
Humoarding by curiositykitten November 26, 2010
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Goo hoarding 

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
Goo hoarding by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012

Tattoo Hoarding 

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Tattoo Hoarding by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011

cyber hoarding 

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
Word of the Day on November 5, 2010

Leroy Hoarding 

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.
We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.
Leroy Hoarding by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

app hoarding 

the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.
guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!

app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!

guy 1: but you dont play with any!

app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes

guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*
app hoarding by voodoo man October 24, 2010

e-hoarding 

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.
if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!
e-hoarding by brooke's eye March 19, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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