| 1. | Hummer Syndrome | ||
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the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis. Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".
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| 2. | Hummer Syndrome | ||
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I want something new, but what am I supposed to do about you? I love you, it's true. I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.
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