Humf

(n.) One who is awkward in social situations and/or quite, but when spoken to he/she will be extremely awkward.

I tried to talk to Kevin today but he is a humf.

Why is Andrew such a humf?

by thatsme111111 September 1, 2009

Humf

a noise u make when someone makes fun of u or when u feel defeated

BackFlip325 (5:14:04 PM): i think your room is secretly clean all the time, like a girls room so your embarressed to let the world know your a girl
BackFlip325 (5:14:19 PM): so you cover it up with saying you have a messy room when in reality it is spotless
BackFlip325 (5:14:22 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
BackFlip325 (5:14:25 PM): jk jk jk jk jk
Duxsailor1 (5:14:25 PM): humf

by Kevin Newkir April 27, 2006

Humf

THE best and most underrated Nick Jr. cartoon EVER!

"hey, i need a show to watch that no one knows about yet i will fall in love with"
"try humf on nick jr"
"ok"

by dictionarydude1307 March 20, 2021

Humf

A British animated children's television program featuring a "furry monster thing" called Humf. The show is centred on the title character and his daily life with his friends and family. The show, each episode of which is about 7 minutes long, is produced by King Rollo Films and Rubber Duck.

Humf is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022