The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Hulu.
Fuckboy: wanna come over;))
Girl: what would we do?
Fuckboy: idk, we could just Hulu and hang;)
Girl:
Fuckboy:
Girl:
Fuckboy: .. u still there?
Girl: what would we do?
Fuckboy: idk, we could just Hulu and hang;)
Girl:
Fuckboy:
Girl:
Fuckboy: .. u still there?
by therealdeal420 July 30, 2015
A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.
The antithesis of a real time chump
The antithesis of a real time chump
Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.
by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018
Person 1: Aye shawdy you down to Netflix and chill
Person 2: nigga no
Person 1: how about Hulu and chill
Person 2: awh I love Hulu, yeah
Person 2: nigga no
Person 1: how about Hulu and chill
Person 2: awh I love Hulu, yeah
by PetriePeyton August 16, 2015
A generic alternative to Netflix and chill. Though Netflix and chill is a euphemism for sex, Hulu and relax is actually watching Hulu but complaining to your significant other/booty call about the mainstream popularity of Netflix.
by Ubiquitous Jackson September 4, 2015
by Señor Heisenberg August 22, 2016
A person who watches the ALL of their tv on hulu.com. They most likely have an account and are subscribed to a wide array of tv shows. They are obsessed with watching all the new episodes of their favorite tv show, and become extremely upset when reruns are posted as new episodes.
Malu was fell asleep in class today because she stayed up all watching all the shows on her subscription last night. What a hulu junkie!
by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala April 28, 2010
-SIMILAR to the saying "Netflix and chill", "Hulu and hookup", "Amazon and anal, etc."
The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.
The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.
♂JOEY: (* in a deep sexually suggestive tone*) "Yo Nicole! Got plans for tonight?"
♀NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
♀NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
♀NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"
**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**
Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...
she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.
**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a
fresh box of condoms for the film later.**
♀NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
♀NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
♀NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"
**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**
Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...
she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.
**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a
fresh box of condoms for the film later.**
by ballbusterbabe88 January 6, 2016