V- A sexual act primarily defined as a group of 5 or more men encircled around a traditionally younger kneeling Baptist man (known as the "Mike") who proceeds to pleasure every member of the group. Is primarily finished off by every participating member ejaculating into a martini glass whereupon the "Mike" proceeds to consume by drinking the ejaculate. Also known as "Miking", "Hucking", or "Huckabeezling"
Me - WTF are they doing over there?
Ron Paul - I am not sure but what I do know is that we don't want to find out
Me - (after walking over) OMFG that is so sick!!!
Ron Paul - What?!
Me - Those dudes are Mike Huckabeeing each other!
Ron Paul - See I knew that shit, you shouldn't have gone over there
Me - Vote Ron Paul 2008!!!!!!!
by mando777 January 4, 2008
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an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.
mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.
by eazy-x February 19, 2008
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An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.
Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019
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1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).

2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.

3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.
by AntiGop March 3, 2021
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a sweet, funny, and charming movie about a young man's search to discover the meaning of life. in short, an existential comedy of sheer brilliance.
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
by Indiefox August 11, 2005
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A level of lying that surpasses all others.
Saying global warming doesn't exist is some Huckabee level bullshit.
by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019
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The elusive Huckabee lies inside of the female panties. It likes to eat sausage, but it chews really hard. It's face acts as many things, most used as an eye and a mouth.
"my guy, last night the huckabee stung me! had to go to the hospital.."
by Teal-Tammy April 7, 2018
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