the most boring, neutral, banal person and name ever created. You cannot moan Hubert
"Hubert, the most boring, banal name ever created"
-Shakespere 2021
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The word "Hubert" is used most of the time, to describe a fat/chubby Koala Bear, it is mainly used in Australia by farmers, to informally talk about if the Koala Bear is getting fed too much. Koala Bears are usually left by themselves when they are young therefore have to survive by themselves. This causes them to become extremely lazy and over weight.
That's a bit of a hubert, isn't it?
by TheCrazzzyyChimppp October 28, 2017
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The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club. The guy who has an animal on top of his head. He looks like someone from the last air-bender.
Hubert is a facking retard
by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017
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Hubert is a bald grown man who loves to take and mingle little kids aged 5-9

Hubert owns a a pedovan with blacked out windows
by Ryan Haustein August 6, 2018
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He is a snake who doesn’t get enough of his loved ones he usually takes jokes to seriously it gets out of hand after Hubert is someone you can’t trust
Ben: is that Hubert

Khaleel: that kid Is such a nerd I heard he can’t take a joke
by Jeffery was great January 24, 2020
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A cubic mouthful. i.e. Unit of volume.
Bluto Blutarsky squeezed a hubert of mashed potatoes on the preppy.

I'd estimate her naturals to be a couple of huberts.
by sswo April 29, 2011
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