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Hot Piece of Old Ass. H.P.O.O.A - hpooa (`Ha-Pooh-Ah)

An acronym describing the unusual sex appeal of the elderly. Usually referring to hot older males or females ages 50 and above. Can be used as a noun or adjective.


1. Damn Vince check out the hpooa! The way she wiggles in her walker is hot!

2. Atsushi, two more years and your gonna be a hpooa!

3. Your grandpa's hot, what a hpooa!

4. Theres a gang of hpooa up in here! Well dude its a old folks home.

Credit goes to Kaleena Wynn and Vince Yy for research.
by Vince Yy July 10, 2008

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