Howorth 

Howorths are types of people who possess zero chance with women.

Boy 1: Do you think that guy over there will get with that girl?
Boy 2: Nahh, he's a right Howorth.

Howorth by dangerousdave11 January 3, 2011

Reece howorth 

A man who likes to eat ass and be called a retard sweats fortnite and like to shag a distant kian

MEHHHHHHHHHHH I'm Reece howorth

Reece howorth by Anal beed tim May 17, 2018

Howarth

The action of prematurely jizzing your pants, causing disappointment for any awaiting females and great embarrassment for the male.

I was about to get down and dirty but then i did a Howarth.

I scored a stunning free kick today but then i did a Howarth.

Howarth by mopmuffin May 30, 2009

Steve Haworth 

The now internationally-known body modification artist, hailed as the originator and foremost pioneer of 3D Body Art. His mediums and methods include transdermals, scarification, cautery branding, and 3D implants (which he invented and developed himself). He is especially noted for his extensive modification work on the Lizardman, the Catman (Dennis Smith), and the famous circus star Enigma.

"Flesh is my medium."
-- Steve Haworth

Steve Haworth by Lapideus November 30, 2005

Haworth

The smallest town known man-kind (aka the town next to closter and demerest). Description: A downtown containing a minit mart (and a few other unknown stores), a pond with muck in it, and an anual flea-market.

1."Meet me downtown"
"Okay, I'll meet you in the ice cream section of the minit mart"
2. "Yes! The pond froze!"
"No way! This is like, the highlight of the year!"
3. Countdown: 34 days until the flea market/fishing contest!
4. Let's go hang out at the "loading dock" behind the bank and then go skating to the dumont-sters!

Haworth by Anonymous April 23, 2005

Hoxworth 

the name or attitude of a person or family. the family is usually large in number, willing to beat the fuck out of anyone that messes with a member of that family. they are usually talented in nature, and very attractive, although there will be a portion of the family that is very slutty.

Hoxworth's not a name, it's a motha-fuckin attitude.

Do you know who I am bitch? I'm a Hoxworth. Don't fuck with me.

Hoxworth by Youlikethat? October 21, 2008

Haworth

A verrrrry small town in Northern New Jersey. It has two "sides of town" which are divided by the train tracks in the center. There is a small pond and downtown area. Most of the people are upper-middle-class, and are as rich as the people in their bigger neighboring towns. The Haworth kids go to NVD during High School and HPS for Elementary/Middle school. There is a lot of drama. Everyone hangs out either downtown or at people's houses during the school year, but during the summer they go to the Haworth Swim Club. Most of the girls there are very Abercrombie/Hollister with a mixture of Mandee's/Delia's with a splash of Forever 21. Mostly every girl has a Coach wristlet. Most of the boys there are very Abercrombie/Hollister with a mixture of Nike/Under Armor.

1: Want to go to the Pharmacy, Alessandro's, or the Minit Mart for lunch?
2: How about Minit Mart? I'm in the mood for popcorn chicken.
1: I wish we could go to Alessandro's, I'm in the mood for pizza...
2: They overprice their stuff anyway.
1: It's not like we don't have enough money! What do you want to do later?
2: There's nothing to do in this small town, Haworth.
1: Yeah. Want to rent a movie at my place?
2: Sure!

Haworth by Haworthian August 25, 2009