The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
by Protein Face February 25, 2011
When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
by Sergeant Scumbagg March 17, 2008
by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 6, 2020
A pizza place with only about 750 locations in the Continental US, it pays crappy minimum wage but is by far the easiest most fun job ever. Much better then working at taco bell.
Only at hungry howies do you work with people named Baby Jesus, Tiger, Willie, Mighty, Dying Giraffs and super heroes.
by Vilkacis January 12, 2006
after someone has been dissed and has absolutely no comeback; the only thing they do in response is stare at you like an idiot, expecting you to think this is funny.
Jim: "Bob, you suck at the drums. The only reason you're here is to occupy the drum set."
Bob: *gives the howie stare*
(Awkward silence)
Bob: *gives the howie stare*
(Awkward silence)
by BlackG-Zus May 30, 2007
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.
If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020
by brandy howie October 22, 2019