Your walking though the mall with your friend's and a hot girl passes by. You say, HOW MANY? your friend asks, where; if he doesnt seem them. You say 1, 2 or on bench, telling him where the girls are located.
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Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
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A scale used to rate girls/boys, measured in drinks, or in other words how many drinks till you would fuck them.

Obviously the more drinks the more drunk you are/ the bigger a munter he/she is. The words 'sober' and 'reavered' can also be used to express your feelings towards someone incredibly hot and the biggest, fatest, smelly bitch goin'.

Simon: Wow, she's not bad. How many deep?
Kevin: 8.
Simon: What? Are you serious?
Kevin: Get the fuck away from me you dickslap
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A retarded line used by femininists all around the world for thinking that there are more than two genders.
Lacy green: how many genders are there?
Any logical human being on planet earth: TWOOOOOOO
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A song by Lil' Kim that asks the question, "how many licks does it take til' you get to the center of the _____". The video portrays three "edible Lil' Kim Dolls". The first being "Candy Kim", the second being "Pin-up Kim", and the last being "Night Rider Kim". We are told nothing about Candy Kim except her name. Pin-up Kim goes out "to her Nighas in jail, beating they dicks to the cell. She wants them to imagine their tongue in between my thighs and grab their vaseline. Lastly, Night Rider Kim is the edible doll that can be found at the clubs after midnight. After three bottles she is ready to fuck. She states that some even put her on their grocery list, right next to the whipped cream and box of chocolates and that her shit comes in flavors.

Though the song is extremely intricate, it does not answer the question - How many licks does it take?
Hey How Many Licks?
I heard she got bigger tits. SHUT UP BITCH.

Hey Jared, how many licks does it take?

I dunno. Imma go over to Lil' Kim's house and found out. Call ya later.
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