HOVHANNES 

Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Hovhannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.

Person A: I need a friend for life.
Person B: Just get a Hovhannes.

Person A: Hello. I wanna a talented, handsome, strong, friendly and kind thing. What can you offer?
Person B: Nothing but Hovhannes!

Person A: Who's that?
Person B: My boyfriend, Hovhannes.
Person A: Marry him right now.

HOVHANNES by joaquín_duo October 17, 2019

hoehness 

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.

1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!

hoehness by aquaman004 April 12, 2007

El Hopaness Romtic 

1. Hopeless Romantic but in spanish or some shit. idek.

2. A goofy tattoo that little pick-me boys get on their knuckles

Person 1: yo, are you a hopeless romantic

Person 2: Nah, I'm from Mexico so I'm an El Hopaness Romtic

El Hopaness Romtic by The anonymous potato🥔 January 10, 2023

hovaness

n. a little boy that is irrisistable!! in other words HAWT!!
a boy with shifty eyes and the urge to love you
someone that will walk you home and check your back for bird poop
a boy that is really weird to understand..
a boy that will love you unconditionally
someone that words can not describe..

"he walked me home today.. hovaness status!!"

hovaness by LauraTRON February 2, 2007