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Hotuff
-Noun
A fat girl who wears sweatpants with the words "HOT STUFF" written across the back of the pants, prominently displayed over the ass. The T, the space between the words, the S, and the second T are sucked prominently into her bulbous, gaping ass-crack. The final result leaves nothing to the imagination and can almost never be avoided.
A Hotuff can also be generalized into any fat girl who wears sweatpants.
A Hotuff in the wild can normally be identified with a skinny female friend, also wearing sweatpants (albeit oversized). The Hotuff's long, dirty blond hair is usually pulled up and has one of several very bright colors of rubberized band around it, sometimes fading from overuse. Accessories include an oversized purse or oversized backpack, normally in one of several very bright colors and the newest cellphone on the market that looks cute.
The wild Hotuff is normally found at a Wal-Mart (or similar big-box stores), at a University or High School (in a classroom, library, or in the stands at a official function), and consistently on Facebook.
A fat girl who wears sweatpants with the words "HOT STUFF" written across the back of the pants, prominently displayed over the ass. The T, the space between the words, the S, and the second T are sucked prominently into her bulbous, gaping ass-crack. The final result leaves nothing to the imagination and can almost never be avoided.
A Hotuff can also be generalized into any fat girl who wears sweatpants.
A Hotuff in the wild can normally be identified with a skinny female friend, also wearing sweatpants (albeit oversized). The Hotuff's long, dirty blond hair is usually pulled up and has one of several very bright colors of rubberized band around it, sometimes fading from overuse. Accessories include an oversized purse or oversized backpack, normally in one of several very bright colors and the newest cellphone on the market that looks cute.
The wild Hotuff is normally found at a Wal-Mart (or similar big-box stores), at a University or High School (in a classroom, library, or in the stands at a official function), and consistently on Facebook.
Kevin- "Man, when that Hotuff stood up in front of me after class, I about threw up. She about hit me in the head with that massive backpack she has too."
Kyle- "I know, right? Her skinny friend gave me the death stare cause I couldn't look away from the Hotuff's ass. It's like an accident: you can't look away even if you wanted to."
Kyle- "I know, right? Her skinny friend gave me the death stare cause I couldn't look away from the Hotuff's ass. It's like an accident: you can't look away even if you wanted to."
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Two guys in a hotub
Not a porn video, just 2 guys casually chilling in a hotub but obviously 5 feet apart and continuously say "dude I'm not gay, I'm so straight" to ensure everyone is made clear about their sexuality.
Ben: Dude sitting in this hot tub doesn't make us gay right?
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.
Two guys in a hotub by MemeLord17 June 24, 2017
hotUKdeals
An online web-forum for UK 'bargain-hunters' to rate prices of items sold by retailers across the UK as 'hot' or 'cold' deals.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.
The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.
The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.
Imbecile: I saw on hotUKdeals that Sports Direct tracksuits are 70% off, hot hot hot.
Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?
Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!
Logical Human: ...
Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?
Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!
Logical Human: ...
hotUKdeals by SitDownClown April 9, 2019
hotubizzler
hotubizzler by Secret + BigE March 28, 2003