Hot-Steamer 

Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it break.. causing scorching of the face.

Last night I burned your mothers face with my Hot-Steamer.

Hot-Steamer by Chelle n Tony March 27, 2005

Hot Steamer 

A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest.

Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer.

Hot Steamer by Jesse DeMello January 23, 2009

Hot Tub Steamer 

A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.

I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.

Hot Tub Steamer by Caprica Six June 8, 2021

Hot Dog Steamers 

A pair of sweatpants.

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.

Hot Dog Steamers by Smurf Exterminator December 31, 2012