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You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.
Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle
by penisdemil0 May 05, 2009
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Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.
I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!
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Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.
Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.
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Like if Rooney just scored an epic goal winning the world cup. The boys in the crowd would be like that was well hot waffle.
by L3RONE December 05, 2010
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A sex act where, during a threesome with two other women, a man must get all of his 'man batter' into all of the womens' orifaces.
My husband and I met up with Stephanie last night and boy did he give us a good hot waffle!
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When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.
That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.
by OsuJustice January 02, 2010
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when a person takes a dump on anothers chest then hits it with a tennis racket.
i gave her a hot waffle last night
by merrimoon August 25, 2010
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