When your girl has the booze poos on the DL after a hard night of drinking, and in the middle of you doing her doggie style, she sneezes and sprays shit all over your stomach, but rather than stopping, you take the opportunity to grab onto her hair and hold on for dear life like she’s a mechanical bull that’s short circuiting.
I took Rachel out to a dive bar last night and finally got to bang her, but she ended up sneezing shit all over me so I Hot Hucked her until I blew my cookies, and then ran out of her place wrapped up in her sheet into an über.
by GenghisKunt July 12, 2020