Hot Blanket

The act of smoking marijuana under the covers in order to trap the smoke around you. A good way to stay warm and smoke.

Dude my car smells like ass. I have some snuggies and blankets so let's just go hot blanket in the house.

Hot Blanket by John Furdur September 25, 2011

hot blanket

The act of placing a blanket in a dryer, therefore making it warm. Then, your partner takes a dump into a sock. You are placed on an ironing board, and secured using the now hot blanket. Your partner then beats you with the shitty sock and jerks you off.

Dude, that fat girl Theresa gave me a *hot blanket* last night.

hot blanket by Anonymous2882 December 9, 2008

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021