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Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.

(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).
Strong Mad @ www.homestarrunner.com is the perfect hoss.

"Raawr!!!"
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H.O.S.S. Helicopter Onboard Surveillance System

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To throw down or really take charge of a situation or thing
can also be used as a noun
"Wow you really hossed those last couple beers!"
"Yeah Im the Hoss master"

"I hossed her right in the mouth "
"Top Drawer!!"

"Im so tired I hossed face last night"

"Hey can you hand me my Hoss?"
"you mean your keys or your ipod?"
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Hotter than hot.

A Bay Area word, originated in San Francisco.
(1) That club was bangin...there were some hoss girls up in there!!!!

(2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Y2oUIP23Q
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We got drunk for three days straight, That shit was HOSS.
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(US, slang, Northwest) A Car.
Some guy: That's a real boss hoss.
Some other guy: It sho is.
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Absolutely the best thing to ever grace mankind. A ladies man to say the least, he frequently refers to females as bitches and gets away with it. The funniest friend in any group, and the person who everyone wants to be around. He is THE shit.
That guy was even more amazing than the second coming of christ...that was HOSS.
by The Hoss November 03, 2005
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