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A Hoshe is a person who smokes copious amounts of bud, enjoys karaoke, and is mediocre at playing EA's FIFA 2013.

Can also describe a person who resembles Draco Malfoy.
Guy 1 "That stoner is shite at FIFA"
Guy 2 "Yeh, classic Hoshe."
by SpritleyParrot August 18, 2013

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