horty

laughable. able to laugh. worthy of ridicule.

u r acting like a horty ass! stoppit!

horty by Abe Carroll July 25, 2004

Horty

Horny + Sporty

Why don't you get with her? She's a horty girl.

Horty by 5tay___Chill August 9, 2018

horty

Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.

The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!

horty by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

Horty Torty 

Snobby or pretentious. Thinking you are better than others. To think or behave as though one is superior to others or better than one really is; to have or assume a pretentious or self-aggrandizing attitude.

The nice thing about her is that, in spite of being well-off, she doesn’t act horty torty!

Horty Torty by JSOhio February 15, 2019

Dorty horty 

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

im so fucking horny 

me too mate, me too

im so fucking horny too mate

im so fucking horny by ur disappointed mother September 24, 2020

Horny nigga laundry basket 

An emotion. The greatest emotion ever.

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

Horny nigga laundry basket by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019