Horse Face

1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.

2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.
1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.

2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"
by metalbro4life May 28, 2010
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Horse Face

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.
Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.
by DevilFan August 29, 2012
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A horse face is a self conceded slutty bitch who likes to start drama with everyone and thinks that she is gorgeous, and that everyone is jealous of her. --Her only come backs are telling people they're ugly.. and that she is gorgeous and sexy. Reality is; She's ugly. She looks like a man with the face of a horse. She keeps her legs open 24/7 to any guy she see's. The only reason guys like her is because she's easy, wears hooker clothes, and has big boobs.
Needless to say, no one is jealous of her. And, I think we all know who the real jealous one is(:
Horse Face; "I'm gorgeouss ur all so jelaous damnn i lovee looking soo good."
& She also says; "HEY WE SHOULDD MAKE A HUGEE FAN CLUB ON HOW DAMN SEXYY I AM! MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL WANNA JOIN!"
Everyone else; "Amanda, shut the fuck up. You look like a damn man. you are really full of yourself!"
by youareadumbasswhore December 16, 2010
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Horse Face

A protestant or ganger (foreman on a work site)
Irish use.

May come from the supposed dour disposition of preysbyterians or the connection between the protestant aristocracy and the equine industry.
"what the horse face said when he saw him dead, well it wasn't what the rich call prayers" From McAlpine's Fusiliers, Ronnie Drew
by CEGlennBeckistan March 26, 2010
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A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.
Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)
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a word that is given to a lot of people or celebs just simply as an exaggeration, because someone has a slightly long or evan oval shaped face/big teeth/buck teeth/gummy teeth or a goofy smile (probably about half the population then) loads of celebs out there from eva longoria to christina aguilera, prince william or leona lewis have been called a horse. i don't think they are considered ugly to most people, nor are horses themselves.
'that person has a horse face'.
by thyfhyof January 20, 2008
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