Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

Horse Dildo by shakkakan February 4, 2010

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Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

Dildo Horse by kas858 June 26, 2010

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dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

dog horse magenta dildo by Father Jake September 14, 2017

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House Dildo

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.

Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time

House Dildo by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man by QDooog September 11, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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