homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Hollstein

One of the most cute queer female otps of our century. They belong to the web serie Carmilla, is on youtube! The story begins when Laura's roommate disappears misteriously and instead of investigate the University give her a new roommate, which seems horribly suspicious so she decides to investigate on her own. Also Carmilla, the new roommate is hateful and Laura feels pretty upset about it. Everything changes when Carm starts helping her on her adventures and then they fall in love. Bonus: Carmilla is a vampire. You. Should. Go. Watch it. NOW. You're welcome! :3 <3

-Hollstein is so fucking cute dude! I'm freaking out!!

-Chill out... Is just a web serie...
-Shut up and go watch it. Now.
*She watches the show*
-Oh God.... Why did you fucking do this to me?!! I have no life now...
-Told ya, welcome to the big creampuff family sweetie.

Hollstein by Alysanne June 2, 2016

Ornstein the Dragonslayer 

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.

Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

Ornstein the Dragonslayer by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012

Hólmsteinn 

A sad lonely man who wears a west and has a beard. Often works as a bricklayer.

look, over there is a hobo....no, its only Hólmsteinn.

Hólmsteinn by klamhundurinn July 8, 2011

Hochstein

The stink that emanates from a drunken bowling alley manager

Dude, finish your beer so we can escape this oppressive Hochstein

Hochstein by Sassy McButterCheese May 9, 2005

Robbing the Holstein 

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

Robbing the Holstein by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Hornster 

A rat (person) that craves physical and sexual contact with the opposite gender.

Dude! John is such a hornster feelin up all those girls

Hornster by Pigeonsodomizer April 26, 2019