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Hornicorn 

1. a horny unicorn, often found in a magical valley

2. a hobbit crossed with a unicorn (as a result of a forbidden enchanted forest romance)

3. a shy, unassuming guy who shockes everyone with his graphic sexual jokes and overt gestures
1. "We saw a Hornicorn at the zoo humping a giant sea turtle"

2. "That hornicorn is the result of Frodo's drunken orgy with the unicorns of the Neverending Story"

3. "Who ever knew Marco was such a hornicorn?"
Hornicorn by CeleLight September 26, 2008
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Hornicorn 

A person with magical private parts, that enable people to instantly fall in love and forget about any exes and sometimes toxic current partners.
Don’t meet any hornicorns at the party tonight.. I would hate for your and Shay to break up even does uses scissors as an eating utensil.
Hornicorn by Musicfromcat November 29, 2022

Hornicorn 

A person with magical private parts, that enable people to instantly fall in love and forget about any exes and sometimes toxic current partners.
Don’t meet any hornicorns at the party tonight.. I would hate for your and Shay to break up even does uses scissors as an eating utensil.
Hornicorn by Musicfromcat November 29, 2022

Horsicorn 

A unicorn with the head of a horse
Guy-hey look its a horse!

Girl-that's obviously a horsicorn dumbass
Horsicorn by ogk89999999999 August 6, 2011

horniformitarianism 

When someone is so horney they can't control their emotions and they wind up staying that way.
Wow...Ron's so horny I think he's suffering from horniformitarianism....
horniformitarianism by Halo December 18, 2003

pornicorn 

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.
"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"
pornicorn by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

fornicornucopia 

A term that suggests that instead of sharing an abundant variety of fruits, a group should participate in sharing many sexual partners in an all out pile fuck.

It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.
Chris: "Hey gang wanna have a pile fuck later!?"

Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."

Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"
fornicornucopia by prey1337 January 6, 2012