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Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!
Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011

Horribubble

Horrible.. yet fun to say.
How was your day?
Horribubble to say the least.
Horribubble by kimbyrox January 18, 2009

Hornbuckled 

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

Hornbuckle 

to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards
"Man, that girl is crazy in the bedroom - she tried to Hornbuckle me!"

"That girl's a real Hornbuckler"

"I heard you just got Hornbuckled!"
Hornbuckle by oG4Lyfe March 15, 2007

hornybubbles 

hornybubbles is another type of bubble
a bubble that likes to be popped
do not approach this bubble
it is one of the most dangerous bubbles ever
hornybubbles is horny
hornybubbles by myaccountishackej September 2, 2021

hornbuckle 

1. the act of sex 2. a person's privates 3. a good looking person you'd like to have sex with; derived from pastor Terry Hornbuckle
Yah I'd hornbuckle the f out of her.
hornbuckle by mikemarshall33 August 9, 2008